Let’s slide into the subject of smoothness, and settle snugly into a survey of what it signifies. Before we start, have a cold one on us. Salut!
We all know what “smooth” is, of course. It must be ROUGH for those who don’t…
It’s the bone-melting magnetism of Idris Elba – who’s fitted with a warning label for faint-hearted women – who’s the personification of style, suaveness and sophistication. The dude’s so smooth, he probably never needs to iron.
It’s simultaneously kicking a ball and winking at a cute girl in the stands, as the ball hits the dead centre of the net. The girl jumps the barrier, invades the pitch, steps over the weeping goalie, and proposes marriage. Or at least to friend you on Facebook.
It’s watching Carlsberg Smooth Draught on tap flow easily, gracefully, even sensuously, fresh from the keg to your mug, which fills to the brim. You bring the mug to your lips, sip the beer – brewed longer for its signature smoothness with an easy finish – and savour, relish and luxuriate in its aromatic and refreshing, hoppy taste. This is what is called EPIC smoothness.
But don’t just take our word for it – mosey on over to your nearest The Brew House outlet, where Carlsberg Smooth Draught is now available on tap! You can now delight in your favourite brew the way you were meant to. How’s THAT for smoothness?
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